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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from
repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough,
who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out
to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled
high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never
knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.
He was not considered a very smart "cookie", wasting much of his dough on half-baked
schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered
a roll model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
...71 you say... ... ... ... mymymy why it just seems like yesterday that his lovely little tickle of a voice made merry my thots!! *smile*
Lol, very witty. That made me hungry. Later
Glad you all liked it. Smile.
I read this and had to laugh.
Lol hehehe giggle ...
...giggle giggle... More Sweet Dough Jokes are Welcomed anytime..... *smile* ....this is Connie
That um? made me very hungary! MMM food, cookies, sweet things, dang it! more food jokes are welcome.
Take care,
Cort
Another great joke I heard before.